agayboy:

did it hurt when u fell from heaven bc it hurt when i did

(via n0n-sense)

modestdemidov:

kimberannbrand:

modestdemidov:

kimberannbrand:

i just had a fucking coughing fit so horrible i coughed up a piece of pasta 

good thing you didn’t choke

i’d be really sad if you pasta way

i am going to shove a rusty fork up your butt

you’re getting angry fusilli reasons

(Source: krabwatch, via allons-y-10)

beyoncebeytwice:

daylight savings time does nothing but confuse people why is it a thing

(via merry-its-frodo-baggins)

twistedviper:

whorusszahhak:

perfectionistdia:

whorusszahhak:

don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish

But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.

thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY

(Source: fefarielle, via merry-its-frodo-baggins)

adorability:

acidpunch:

what if u woke up tomorrow and it was the first day of seventh grade and everythings that happened since then was just a dream

(via merry-its-frodo-baggins)