i just had a fucking coughing fit so horrible i coughed up a piece of pasta
good thing you didn’t choke
i’d be really sad if you pasta way
i am going to shove a rusty fork up your butt
you’re getting angry fusilli reasons
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY